Kaveh Tabatabaie is a native New Yorker living in Vienna since 2010, a
move which has made the mispronunciation of his name considerably
funnier. A writer, cook, translator, and contributor to VICE Magazine,
he has a crippling fear of speaking German, but manages to get by on
his dashing good looks and immutable charm, maybe, he guesses. He
spends a great deal of his free time yelling at fully-grown adults
riding scooters past his apartment, a public service which has become
his greatest motivation for improving his spoken German.
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