Noun. A very smart person. Lit. a “lightning comprehender,” someone who gets things in a flash. A compound word consisting of Blitz (lightning) and a derivative of gneißen, an archaic Austro-Bavarian verb meaning “to comprehend.” Which would be a great compliment, if you actually meant it. But what does Blitzgneisser really mean?
In Austria, however, it is more often applied sarcastically, to denigrate someone who is quite the opposite. But English-speakers beware: Do not equate this dig with expressions like “smartass” or “wiseacre,” which imply impertinence and are better translated as oberg’scheit (lit. “overclever”). Calling someone a Blitzgneisser (or Blitzgneißer) simply means that person is a bit slow on the uptake — except, of course, in the rare cases, it’s used sincerely.
Note that it’s entirely possible to be an oberg’scheiter Blitzgneißer, and the two, in fact, often go hand in hand.
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